Don't part with your illusions. When they are ........

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."

Mark Twain

Be careful about......

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

Mark Twain

Why waste your money looking up your ....

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Mark Twain

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it.....

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

Mark Twain

There are three kinds of lies: lies....

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the....

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come...

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Mark Twain

I never let my schooling...

I never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is....

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

Ce fut admirable de découvrir l'Amérique....

Ce fut admirable de découvrir l'Amérique, mais il l'eût été plus encore de passer à côté.

Mark Twain